Things I Am Not Scared Of

I am not scared of beards, goatees, soul patches. The only facial hair I fear is the fear of moustaches.
Moustacheophobia, it's a real thing never fear a face unless it has a moustache. RUN, run, run from the face moustaches everywhere I can hardly think. Single, double, triple, home run. The catcher has a moustache, run the other way. One day I'll build the courage to shave it off, to look in a mirror. It all started when I was just a kid. Just a kid bro, I'm just a kid. #fearthemoustache