A day in the life of @zmort111

Claire says "wake up it's 11:15!"
Long night of partyin'
You know Zach's on the scene.
He tries to stand up
But he's too sore
Scoring lots of touchdowns
school is just a bore.
He says bye to his mom and hangs out with the ladies
Its his senior year
He's in his truck bumping to "Call Me Maybe"
The chicks know he's the most romantic kid around
He writes about girls in his journal when they're out of town
He picks up the girls and they can hardly resist
Florescent orange hair, he's hard to miss
But they think he's cute
And they want to tap
So he taps them because he's a gentleman
He drops them off at the end of the night
And they always say "Zach you make me feel so right."