Paris

I'm a tourist here in this big town. It's too late now but if I went back to Paris I would probably put a little more effort into it. Maybe I wouldn't. Who cares. Nobody's gonna read this... So yeah this was due 15 days ago. I have a D+ in this class, a effing D+. I really thought I was gonna get an A whatever I'll just live with my parents another year and go to UVU, attend all Lone Peak events, go to sophomores birthday parties, and be a super senior. Seems like half of Lone Peak grads do that every year... When do I sign up to play for the NFL? If my 8 year old self saw me right now he'd be pissed off I think or maybe just disappointed. See ya, Paris.

Destiny

I miss Coach Nick, but I am coach nick. HOW DOES A MAN MISS HIMSELF? But really though coach nickols taught me to be enthusiastic about my life. No matter the situation he was always fired up. He didn't get any credit and people made fun of him... But he was a cool dude. 

RING RING RING "Oh, pardon me, it's destiny..."

Even though we lost the game the man put in the effort to call his own cell phone and have a phone call with "destiny". What a badass.

Where The Sidewalk Ends

http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/poets/shel_silverstein/poems/14836

Where The Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein is a great poem. When I read it it made me think about the country. It talks about the place where the sidewalk ends as being a nice place, then it talks about the place with the sidewalk as being not so nice. It says to follow the chalk-white arrows to the place where the sidewalk ends. It could be talking about leaving the city or even more figuratively going to a happy place.

WHO THE HELL KNOWS

that's what makes it such a good poem. It's short and to the point, and it makes you think. Read it 10 times and you'll think something new every time.

READ IT

"Stripling Warriors"

This week Portland (my jj team) faces off against the "stripling warriors" and tough names aside, we are going to murder them. I just hope this one kid on our team that kinda snuck his way on doesn't mess around like he did last year because I want to sore 100 points! (as a team) as myself I have to score 4 points every game but I'm up to the challenge. My plan is to be really dirty when the ref  looks away so when I get the ball I get fouled super hard. Then I just need to make my foul shots. Easy enough right? Well I've been shooting free throws and hopefully I go 1/2 or 2/2 on every trip to the line. Well that's it. See ya

Creative Chair

6 Easy Steps to Become a Bromigo

I stole the idea for this from Thad Castle.

If you want to be a bro (we all do) you're gonna need to follow a few simple instructions. You might be asking yourself, what makes you the expert on bros? And my answer to that is trust me I'm a bro, and bros trust their bros.

Step 1: Get your swoll on. All bros go to the gym cause it's a great place to hang out with your bros and get huge. Some say Golds is the place but all the greats started in small, old, crappy gyms. Just watch Rocky so for me, I would suggest AF Rec.

Step 2: Love the movie "Warrior". I'll be the first to admit, Warrior has some of the worst acting of any film ever produced, but come on, Tommy's a badass! That's why bros watch movies to see dudes get knocked out in one punch. If you're a girl and want to start a conversation with a bro just go up to him and ask, "wanna go to my place and watch Warrior?" It works every time.

Step 3: If you've ever said "totes", you are disqualified from bro membership.

Step 4: Don't make a big deal about little things. Oh one of your bros just hooked up with your ex-girlfriend? It's fine he's your bro. You're the only one with enough gas to make it up to Hooters? Drive your bros up there, bro.

Step 5: All bros can quote Workaholics like it's nothing, DVR that show brochacho.

Step 6: Bros never die. And by that I mean the bonds of friendship, sure you might make fun of your bros sometimes but at the end of the day you're a BROtherhood so act like it.

Jillian: "Blake what's the tightest thing in the world?"
Blake: "A butthole,"
Jillian: "Yes, ideally, a butthole. But do you wanna know what else is tight? The bonds of a family."

If you follow these 6 easy steps you'll be well on your way to the brothership. Your bros are your family, yes, even Zach so

BRO THE F UP.

Twitter Fights

Twitter fights are great when you win. You feel super witty but what you don't want to do is get a whole band's fan base coming at you. I had 212 followers when I decided to start a twitter fight with some Blink-182 guy with a lip ring. He also has 3000 followers, my account got shut down because I guess too many people reported me and now I had to make a new twitter an now I have 50 followers. Moral of the story is only get in twitter fights with people less popular than you.